when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on
so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something
That gif in this contex
The entire Sherlock fandom is sustained on the ridiculous belief that it’s perfectly normal to edit and reblog the same exact screencaps in hundreds of different ways
This is the purpose of my entire blog…
Like this, for example.
- Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
- Me: "Sure!"
- Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double checks history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
i find comfort in the fact that there is someone in this world who is worse at dancing than i am
and that person is Billie Joe Armstrong
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
- every movie soundtrack this year: imagine dragons